I have emerged victorious. Many said it could not be done. Many said I would not survive. Many said I would be driven insane trying but against all odds I have prevailed and emerged victorious.
There were times when defeat seemed inevitable but even in the darkest hour I never lost hope, I never gave up. And now, because of this determination, I can proudly declare that this day will hence forth be remembered as the day I beat my father-in-law, brother-in-law and wife at a game of Risk (and that they are never allowed to mention what happened in Mongolia).
Assignment: North American & Africa
I fully expected to be hand over command of the Dutch military any day now since I am clearly the man for the job.