Dutch Government Collapses But It’s Not My Fault

Dutch Government Collapses

I didn’t do it. I know I made jokes about messing up the Dutch political system during the city council elections due to my lack of understanding (a) Dutch (b) Politics and (c) Dutch Politics. But I swear I had nothing to do with the recent Dutch government collapses. I was no where near the Dutch government when it happened. I have witnesses. They can verify that I was miles away. It’s not my fault. You have to believe me… Please.

You can’t prove that I had anything to do with it anyway.

Stuart

Stuart is an accident prone Englishman who has been living in the Netherlands since 2001. Even his move to the country was an unintentional accident, the result of replying to a cryptic job advertisement he found one day in a local British magazine. Since then he has learned to love the Dutch (so much so that he married one of them) and now calls the country home. He started the blog Invading Holland in 2006 as a place to share his strange stories of language misunderstandings, cultural confusions and his own accident prone nature.

9 Responses

  1. zed says:

    I have sent a screen-shot of your post to the officials. I’d keep looking over your shoulder if I were you….

  2. Anneke says:

    :D Keep denying, we’ll see what you say when they round you up! (who the they are in this picture I have yet to make up)

  3. Invader Stu says:

    zed – I thought I could trust you. You sold me out Zed! You sold me out!

    Anneke – Who are they? The wizards? (Old Bill Bailey joke)

  4. Aledys Ver says:

    Lol!! I swear the first thing… well, maybe the second or the third even that I thought on Saturday after hearing the news, was “I wonder if Stu had anything to do with this?” :o)

  5. Invader Stu says:

    so you are not a believer in innocent until proven guilty? :p

  6. Anita says:

    You are in such a denial…

  7. Invader Stu says:

    Anita – No I’m not

  8. Aarabi says:

    Oh hey you’re back!! yayyy!

  9. Invader Stu says:

    Yes I am. Hallo :)

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