Lies About The Dutch

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Lies About English

Lies About The English – Part 3 1) The English are only polite to hide the terrible secret they keep. 2) Contrary to popular belief the English did not invent the English language. They simply found it in a book one day. 3) The English have very strict rules about queuing. Anyone who is caught breaking those rules is held in the tower of London indefinitely. 4) No one knows where the Thames River came […]

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Lies About Dutch

Lies About The Dutch – Part 4 1) The Netherlands sometimes goes by the name Holland for tax reasons. 2) Holland is not below sea level. The sea is above Holland level. 3) The word ‘gezellig’ was successfully translated into English in 1982 but the Dutch government covered it up. 4) Everyone in Holland wears clogs. The sound of thousands of people walking in wooden shoes on the city’s concrete streets is deafening. 5) Tulips […]

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Even More Lies About The Dutch

Lies About Dutch

Lies About The Dutch – Part 3 1) There are two types of Dutch people. Those who wear clogs and those who don’t. They have a bitter rivalry. 2) Queen’s Day is the celebration of the life and work of 80’s singer Freddy Mercury and his fellow band members. The whole country joins together in singing such classic songs as; Bohemian Rhapsody, Don’t Stop Me Now, Fat Bottom Girls and I Want To Ride My […]

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More Lies About The Dutch

Lies About Dutch

Lies About The Dutch – Part 2 1) The original spelling of ‘Netherlands’ had to be changed in 1834 when the country was almost sued for infringement of copy write law by the inhabitants of Neverland. 2) Contrary to popular belief The Netherlands only has one canal. It’s just very long and weaves its way around the entire country in a very complex manner. 3)The Netherlands also used to have hills until they used them […]

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More Lies About The English

Lies About English

Lies About The English – Part 2 1) Buses, phone boxes and letter boxes are all bright red because every English person is colour blind. If buses, phone boxes and letter boxes were not red no one would go anywhere, phone anyone or post anything. 2) The post service in England is called the Royal Mail because the Queen likes to deliver every letter personally (and Prince Philip deals with the overseas post). 3) There […]

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