Declaring Myself As The New Dutch King
People of Holland! Upon this day I, Stuart, would like to officially announce my successful invasion of Holland and the installation of myself as your new leader and ruler. Do not be afraid. Although...
Category: Law and Order
Dutch Government Collapses But It’s Not My Fault
I didn’t do it. I know I made jokes about messing up the Dutch political system during the city council elections due to my lack of understanding (a) Dutch (b) Politics and (c) Dutch...
Voting In The Dutch Local Elections As An Expat
It is time once again for the Dutch local elections. Posters are being put up, television commercials are being broadcasted and letters are been sent out to all those who can vote, including for...
Accidentally Living Illegally in The Netherlands
For the past eight years I have made a lot of friends in the Netherlands. I have got to know the Dutch people. I have (very slowly started to) learn their language. I have...
