Category: Law and Order

Frisian Independence 15

Frisian Independence

Dear people of Holland, As you know I successfully declared myself the king of your country sometime ago. This happened when I put up flyers around Amsterdam announcing the news and no one objected...

Breaking The Law In Holland 10

Breaking The Law In Holland

I have broken the law. I am a criminal. I might even be a master criminal. It is hard to tell at this moment since my criminal career has only just begun. However, there...

Voting Card 2012 15

Voting Card 2012

A lot of people have contacted me today regarding an error with their voting cards for today’s general elections here in the Netherlands. I wish to apologize deeply for this mistake and have made...

Dutch Election Mix-up 15

Dutch Election Mix-up

Dear leaders of Holland’s various political parties, I could not help but notice that you have all been working very hard and putting a lot of effort in to your campaigns. I have no...