Jimmy The Spider: A Children’s Story

Jimmy The Spider

A few days ago I discovered a spider in my back garden that had spun a web over my bicycle. I don’t know if it was attempting to cocoon the whole thing but it inspired me to write a children’s story about a young ambitious spider.

Over the next two weeks I am going to be taking a short break from blogging while I am on holiday in the UK. I’ll be back again at the start of September so for now I leave you with the story of Jimmy the spider.

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Once upon a time in the far away land of Holland where drugs and prostitution are ‘sort of’ legal there lived a young spider called Jimmy. Jimmy lived with lots of other young spiders in a small garden, behind a small house in a small town.

Just like all the other young spiders Jimmy had eight little spider legs and lots of little spider eyes (too many to count but at a guess, about nine, the kind that follow you around the room where ever you go).

However, unlike the other young spiders Jimmy was a little clumsy and he had great difficulty making spider webs. Jimmy tried his hardest but all of the webs he made looked strange and did not follow the regulation EU web spinning guide lines.

This caused the other spiders to be very mean to Jimmy and make cruel jokes about him. This made Jimmy very sad (but not in an emo way).

“Jimmy, your web has no style,” they would say.

“Jimmy, your webs are not as beautiful as ours,” they would laugh.

“Jimmy, that web is in violation of at least thirteen safety codes, none of the load bearing strands are in the right place and it is aesthetically displeasing,” they would mock.

Jimmy’s webs did not catch many insects either which made the other young spiders laugh at him even more. The insects simply breathed a sigh of relief on the other hand.

Jimmy decided that he would study as hard as he could to become a better web builder. He studied all through the day. He studied all through the night. He studied for many, many weeks while the other young spiders played.

Then, one winter’s day Jimmy was finally ready to try building a spider web again. The other spiders gathered to watch as Jimmy started to make a new web using all the knowledge he had learned. They watched as Jimmy swung gracefully from branch to branch laying his web.

When he had finished he stopped to catch his breath and marvel at his work. However, he suddenly realized he had cocooned himself in the centre of his own web by accident.

The other young spiders roared with laughter. Even the insects laughed but they still kept their distance to be on the safe side.

Several hours later when Jimmy finally pulled himself free he decided to move to the other side of the garden where he could not hear the mocking laughter of the other young spiders. Jimmy found an old rusty bicycle that looked as lonely and unwanted as he felt. Jimmy climbed up to its highest point where he spun one of his clumsy webs between the handle bars and went to sleep.

Jimmy stayed there for the rest of the winter, all by himself on the old rusty bicycle in the old garden, behind the old house, in the old town. None of the other spiders bothered Jimmy.

One morning at the start of summer Jimmy was woken up by a loud sound. When he opened all of his little spider eyes he saw a small human boy with red hair coming out of the small house into the small garden.

The small boy walked over to the bicycle and started to look closely at the broken parts on it. When the small boy saw Jimmy he paused and looked very closely at Jimmy and Jimmy’s oddly shaped web.

Jimmy was very scared. Jimmy had heard stories about naughty little boys with psychological problems who like to destroy webs and pull the legs off spiders.

“That’s a very nice web you have Mr Spider,” the little boy suddenly said without pulling off any of Jimmy’s legs. “I like it very much. It is not as boring as all the other webs which are all the same. In fact, I like it so much that I think you should stay.”

Jimmy watched from his oddly shaped web as the little boy with red hair repaired the old bicycle. The little boy cleaned every part of the bicycle so it shined like new but he left Jimmy and his oddly shaped web where it was.

“That looks better doesn’t it Mr Spider,” said the small boy when he was finished. “Now we can go out for a ride. Would you like that Mr Spider?”

Jimmy who did not understand what the small boy with red hair was talking about simply shrugged. Even though Jimmy did this with all eight of his little spider legs the small boy did not notice the tiny gesture and they went out for a bicycle ride.

Every day the little boy rode his bicycle through the fields and meadows of Holland with Jimmy sitting on his oddly shaped web on the handle bars of the bicycle. Jimmy’s web was a very good shape for being attached to a very fast moving vehicle. Jimmy was able to catch lot and lots of insects and bugs during their adventures in the mid day sun. Jimmy and the little boy with red hair became best friends. Jimmy was very happy.

A few months later the parents of the little boy with red hair became very concerned at his claims that his best friend was a spider. Eventually they sent him to a child psychologist.

Jimmy The Spider Happy

For many years the insects told the stories of El Arachniablo and the devil bicycle upon which he rode with his servant who has hair redder then the fires of hell.

Jimmy went on to teach his aerodynamic web building skills to other spiders. Jimmy was very famous and happy.

THE END

This story is Copyright© of ‘Invading Holland’

13 responses to “Jimmy The Spider: A Children’s Story”

  1. Amanda says:

    Funny! Cute! And please tell me you really rode around with a spider on your bike! That would be aesome….

  2. Wezz6400 says:

    I enjoyed your story, very nice. :-)
    Although I did notice that the spider description does not match up with the drawigs (amount of legs, eyes). It’s not really bothersome though.

  3. Gigi says:

    Awwwww! That was too cute! ^_^ Enjoy your holiday!

  4. BlondebutBright says:

    You had me laughing from the first paragraph! I’m really impressed! I think you should write a whole series on Jimmy the spider. :)

  5. ChickyBabe says:

    Love it! Nice work Stu :). I look forward to more of the same genre.

  6. Invader_Stu says:

    Amanda – Oh yes. I let the real spider stay on the bike :)

    Wezz6400 – I knew someone would bring that up :p

    Gigi – Thanks. I’ll still be popping back during the two weeks to check comments.

    BlondebutBright & ChickyBabe – Thanks. I’ve been thinking about bring him back later :)

  7. sophie says:

    so cute!!! i love it! you really have a lovely imagination! i also would like to read more about that cute spider and the nice redder hair boy! :’)

  8. Keith says:

    You’re weird you are! I notice that you will be in the UK for a while, so if you are in Leicestershire and find yourself passing my house, just keep going!

    Not really, you can always call in for a cup of something. Let me know and I’ll put the kettle on. It probably won’t suit me though….

  9. suus says:

    Nice story!

  10. Dragon Lady says:

    At the moment the little red haired boy is being driven by his Dad in a car that regularly gives rides to the family garden spider. It sits on the passenger side mirror. We had only had the car for just over a week when it spun its web in the usual place (this is no joke)

  11. Invader_Stu says:

    sophie – Thanks. I might right more stories about them in the future.

    Keith – I’ve always been weird. Thanks for the invite.

    suus – Thanks

    Dragon Lady – I noticed it the other day while we were out driving

  12. Maureen says:

    Loved it! Thank you for posting this cute story.

  13. Rose DesRochers says:

    So now you are a story teller? What don’t you do? lol

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