A Quick Guide to Holland
As an Englishman I have a unique point of view on the Netherlands. This point of view is usually a foot or two lower than that of the average Dutchman given their extreme height....
Monthly Archive: July 2010
The Mosquito Trial
Please state your name for the court. Bz bbzzz. Mr. Mosquito, Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god? Bzz. Please tell the...
Radio Reading: Expat Supporters
It’s all happening this week. A couple of months ago I was contacted by the host of the very funny Stuart Britton Show which broadcasts on Southhampton HBA. He (as I found out) has...
Telegraph Interview
Greetings Telegraph visitors. It is nice to meet you. How are you doing? I hope you liked the Telegraph Interview. My name is Stuart and this is my blog. Here you will find the...
The Trouble With Being An Expat Football Supporter In Holland
During any kind of sporting event that involves countries competing against each other it is inevitable that expats everywhere will be asked the same question. It does not matter which country they are from...
The Dutch Fleet
Crew Members Log: Conditions on board the tour boat are harsh. We have been patrolling the canals of Amsterdam for 20 minutes now and supplies are running low. There are only two French audio...
