Unlucky Horoscope
There have been times recently when I have reflected upon the recent events in my life and realized that I am no longer as accident prone or unlucky as I used to be. No...
Yearly Archive: 2008
Dentistry Mishaps
Most of the mishaps in this tale of dentistry and mouth care takes place several weeks before any man, woman, child or intelligent animal trained in the care of teeth set eyes up on...
Koninginnedag 2008: The Quest for Orange
Wednesday April the 30th was Koninginnedag (Queens Day) in Holland. As I mentioned last year Queens Day is the day that everyone in Holland celebrates the Dutch Queen’s birthday and it has nothing to...
Losing England To The Dutch In a Game of Pool
This is something I have never done on this blog before but it is time for me to make a formal apology… to the people of England. I have done something terrible in a...
Lift of Terror 2 – The Return of Lift
If there is one important lesson we all could have learned from the 80s it is that you can never really keep a horror movie villain down. They can never truly be defeated and...
Madurodam – Land of The Giants
As an Englishman I have a very particular view of Holland. Due to the average height difference between English and Dutch men this view is about a foot or two lower then the natives....
