Monthly Archives: October 2007

Internet Withdrawal

For the past week I have found myself with out access to the internet once again since my dealer has cut off my supply thanks to an unknown error. I’ve started to get the shakes of withdrawal and it won’t be long until I start to go completely crazy. Since our shady internet dealer also provides us with other technological based services the strange errors are not restricted to our ability to surf the web, […]

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Dyslexia

“I’ve spotted an error on your blog.” “A spelling error? In my latest post?” “No, not really.” “In the previous post?” “No, it’s not actually in any of your posts.” “What do you mean? I don’t see any… oh… bugger. That’s been there for a while.” And that is how I discovered that a mistake in my blog’s banner has gone unnoticed for the past year. How many of you just looked up at the […]

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Random Accidents and Acts of Stupidity

– So far in my life I have super glued my fingers together on more then ten separate occasions. – I have also super glued my fingers to other random objects no less then three times. One was the tube of superglue itself. – I’ve fallen into two canals on two separate occasions but neither of them where in Holland. – I found out the hard way that the sugar supplement in sugar free wine […]

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Drunken Horoscoop

I have spent every evening of the last week sat in different bars around Amsterdam consuming various alcoholic beverages with random friends. For some strange reason almost every possible type of social excuse for getting intoxicated has occurred with in this one week. The only explanation for this that I can think of is a very strange alignment of stars which has had a profound effect on my destiny. A destiny (it seems) that was […]

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Human Resources

I work for a very professional company. We do very grown-up things like have meetings to discuss the schedule of other meetings. We have water coolers in each room which we often stand around to talk with each other and on more then one occasion at least one person has been known to wear a suit. Like most other companies we also have a H.R (human resources) department. I’ve always been suspicious of the term […]

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